You can't write this stuff......

Sometimes the best comedy is 100% organic. For the uninitiated, Lane Kiffin is the head football coach at USC after spending one mediocre but eventful season at the University of Tennessee, a.k.a. The Great Satan. Most importantly, up to this point, 100% of medical experts as well as laymen have identified him as a man. Not much of a man based on his constant moaning about other SEC teams and coaches, but biologically, a man nonetheless. This clearly throws a monkey wrench into the entire operation.......

Lane Kiffin as the sexiest woman alive?